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Name: Starsky
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Friday, July 02, 2004

here's some interesting shit...enjoy explaining this, haters:

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Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Dude...they have a saying...i don't know where, in fact i just came up with it myself.  Political extremities are like nukes.  If you cook your eggs with a microwave, it's gonna come out great...if you cook it by droppin a nuke on it, then the egg is liable to be slightly singed, no matter which side dropped the nuke.  same way with politics.  I don't give a rat's shit about WHO the extremist is, because in any situation, an extremist is liable to "singe" the system.  Look, i mean a hardcore fascist Jew is gonna scare the living shit out of anybody, because their position is (which is, in effect, the definition of extremism in politics) completely non-negotiable.  In SOME things, like terrorism, this lack of negotiation is a good thing...but in general, a far right that can't moderate its views will come to the same terrible end as Mussolini's government in Italy or the Soviet Union, which, although it pretended to be socialist, was run likewise as a fascist nation with a dictator.  And for me, asking me to see things from the perspective of such people as the Kahanists of Israel, who want to kill or extradite ALL Arabs in  ALL Israeli territories is like asking me to see things from the eyes of the Hamas.

Maybe for once we should look through the eyes of the Palestinians, try to see their pain and suffering and help our human brothers in distress, even though they keep screaming "death to jews and so forth" and bombing the shit out of cafes, discotheques and buses, killing the Israeli morale and economy, while sucking us dry like leeches...



NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

the point is, yo, anything that can be described as extreme, except for extreme sports and extremely good luvin and...and..., okay, everything that is extreme in POLITICS cannot POSSIBLY lead to a peaceful resolution.  All extremes in politics consider themselves in a state of war...and a nation can't deal with that for long.  Back to you, Starsky.

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I always rant about neo-Nazis and Arab extremists. I thought "okay this is getting old, let's rant about extremist Jews."

Extremist Jews are like Nazis, and I think we could use a few of them...not that I really like them all that much, but with all those white power nazi shitheads, we could use a few "Jewpower" nazi Jews. Notice how I distinguished them....Shitheads.....Jews. But seriously, why the hatred towards Christians? Why is Christianity an enemy? I don't understand this at all. They still think they're being assfucked by some inquisitor while giving head to an Imam. Now I know they enjoy doing these things, but it's time to stop acting like horny gay people. Not that I have a problem with horny gay people, that is unless they start drooling at the site of my hairy ass.

Extremist-Kahane-Jew-holocaust-death-death to extremists.

Oh wait...does that make me an extremist towards extremists? Oh...does that make me a hypocrite? Sorta kinda but not really. Go fuck yourself.

--Starsky

What's your take hutch?


Friday, June 25, 2004

okay, in tandem to David's rant on his site, I'd like to point out that the Cabbalah is not a game, not a joke, and while some may believe it's a fad, what these fad-following freaks don't understand is that the pop image of the Cabbalah is dramatically different from the real Cabbalah, which is an ancient, complex, and mystical form of Judaism that requires intense study and an innate understanding of every single word in the Torah and other important holy scriptures.  For example, following Madonna's lead, a large group of celebrities had started wearing red strings around their left wrist, which is a Cabbalistic practice based on the idea that the left side of the body is the area of reception, that intelligence and goodness flows in from that particular angle.  However, these oft-looked-upon-for-role-model individuals don't realize where this tradition comes from, why it exists, etc.  They just think a red wrist band is cool, especially if it's explained by an ancient, arcane elite religious group.  They of course, disregard the fact that to become a part of this elite group, you actually have to study and research and contemplate diligently minute details in the Torah...which brands them as complete shits.  For example, Britney Spears, in a recent interview, told the press that she was getting into eastern religions and so forth (which made me, for a moment think, that she had decided to go Richard Gere-y and join a sensible Buddhist group instead of bitching around with those obviously badly installed breast implants).  But when one of the magazine journalists said "oh, you mean like hinduism?" our brilliant young Britney "Boob" Spears said "I don't know that one...is that like the cabbal?"  Ya know, Britney, B.S. is an acronym for more than just your name.

In fact, I don't remember any of these wonderful people ever even converting to Judaism, let alone putting in years of work to understand the cabbal.  I mean, as I understand it, Madonna's name is MADONNA, as in the MOTHER OF CHRIST...although, like her recent love for the cabbalah, this could have just been another method of shock value.  And Britney Spears is Christian (if a bad one), and the list goes on and on.  Surprisingly, not a SINGLE Jewish celebrity has pulled this gag...maybe because they were taught that other religions should be respected.

WHICH brings up the question...how do these predominantly Christian pop icons allow themselves to make a mockery of a religion? is it somehow proof of how other religions, not necessarily Christianity, but maybe how the entire European collective psyche views Judaism...as something that is simply manipulated, as not a serious, respectable religion.  What do you think, Starsky?

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The two cowboys you see on our profile pic are me and nick. Yes we are cowboys. We recently recieved a phone call from Mel Gibson asking if we were interested in starring in his Hannukah "Western". YEEE fuckin HAWWW! How about I dreidle this spear up your ass. David and Nick, the spin STARTS RIGHT FUCKIN HERE.....BITCH!

(I wrote this in a hurry because it's late and I need sleep.)

D-Rad



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